My Genius

Ok. A little backstory.

Recently, there was a small, innocent child born. However. This child was (aparently) doomed. Doomed to a life of trying to take over the world... or at least be made fun of ruthlessly on playgrounds and at lunch tables across the country. The child was doomed by his name - Sephiroth.

That's right.

The One-winged Angel.

So, in commemeration of this momentousley idiotic and hilairiouse occaision, my genius of a boyfriend has made a video celebrating his birth. Enjoy.

Poor...evil... child.